douchebag

someone who tries to sing a song but doesnt know the words

that hunter fanton looks like a real douchebag when he tries to sing big green tractor by Jason Aldean

by tiberious longjohnson July 22, 2009

douchebag

A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.

That dude is such a douchebag....

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A stuck-up asshole.

1. Damn, she could use a douchebag...
2. Fuck you, douchebag!

by TylerDurden2001 February 6, 2003

Douchebag

Short for
DOU-ble
CHE-ese
BAG-el

Can I have two Douchebags please?

by DUN-DUN-DUNNN! October 6, 2008

Douchebag

Someone who calls a stranger a hillbilly on Facebook while rocking a wifebeater and faux dog tags.

Doesn't that guy on the balcony with the faux dog tags and the wifebeater know that everybody mocks the Jersey Shore? What a douchebag!

by A Newt August 7, 2010

Douchebag

Someone who puts actual information on Urban Dictionary.

A football field is 100 yards long, also I am a douchebag.

by da jew bank October 17, 2011

Douchebag

An obnoxious or contemptable person, especially one who thinks they're worth more than they really are.

Our class president Jim is the biggest douchebag I've ever met; you don't know what it's like hearing him brag about it over and over again.

by Ryan Clark Jr. October 23, 2017