Hispanic Sewage Diver

When someone who is wearing eye goggles has their partner excrete diarrhea on his or her face.

When my brother was sleeping I gave him a Hispanic Sewage Diver. He was displeased with me when he found out.

by Rodman Randy May 22, 2006

Dilversqueef

Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.

Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion

Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.

Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)

by Dildochod9000 April 8, 2011

diver

When the back seat of a car is filled. Both window seats and bitch is taken, sometimes double bitch is taken into effect. So there is absolutely no space, not even for one more cheek. The last person has to get a running start and dive across all the people sitting in the back seat and lay on top of their laps.

Brian (last person to get in, window seat) "Danny, looks like your trunkin it"

Danny (standing outside car) "Nah fuck that, let me get diver"

by JungleBunnys June 6, 2010

Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver

When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.

Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"

by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008

clam diver

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

by Big Dog March 28, 2003

Lonely Diver

To stick ones thumb/finger up their asshole for pure enjoyment, but to do it alone.

Guy 1: Man, work went by so slow today, i had to go on break and give myself a lonely diver to pass the time.

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross shit man.

Guy 1: I know!

by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006

Forced Diversity

The method SJWs used to relieve their white guilt. Sometimes it just means no male, as SJWs are just a bunch of delusional white girls with mental health and daddy issues.

The reason of Ghostbusters sucks is the result of both forced diversity and an actually bad story.

by 望月吉棟 June 29, 2017