Ditch pig

Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:

A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"

The women on Jerry Springer Show are all Ditch Pigs.

by Bloody Abo September 3, 2006

e-Ditch

To ditch someone in the middle of a instant messenger conversation.

I didn't feel like talking to her, so i e-ditched her ass on AIM.

by sue doe nim. August 15, 2008

ding-dong-ditch

A "game" in where you go to a strangers house and ring their door bell; and run somewhere like the ditch or behind a bush or something in time without being seen.

"I dare you to play ding-dong-ditch Sally!"

by Miranda Mak June 25, 2006

Ditch and Run

If you are in a section at a concert just above the floor, you ditch your seat,hop over the control gate,once on the floor, you hide in the crowd and hope it works or your ass is thrown out!!
Good Luck!!!

"My seat really sucks, i'm going to do a ditch and run to the floor when security is not looking!"

by almost famous420 March 5, 2009

Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

ditch parrot

Another name for a Chinese ringneck pheasant

Let's go to South Dakota and hunt them ditch parrots

by I piss knowledge November 1, 2020

urban ditch

Short for urban dictionary.

"Lemme look it up on Urban Ditch"

by BromanceLover69 September 23, 2009