dillfuck

a combination of the words "dillhole" and "dumbfuck," denoting an undesirable or unintelligent person

"You're going to make us lose the game, dillfuck!"

by kyohaku October 1, 2008

DirtFart

(n., from Latin, Dirtus Fartus) a wet fart that soaks cloth, causes horrible rectal itch/burn and occurs when one is not at home and has no means or opportunity to clean up/change trunks.

After John's DIRTFART incident at his mother-in-laws funeral, the family began to rethink his role as a pallbearer.

by DiRt FaRt HeRo January 8, 2010

DILF

Dork i'd like to Fork

That Lisa is such a DILF ( dork i'd like to fork)

by GRAHAMIE January 2, 2013

Dirtface

Refers to when a man receives oral sex from a person, preferably in an isolated, rural area, and upon ejaculating in said individual's mouth, immediately throw dirt all over their face.

Kyle: dude, I threw dirt in Pam's face right after she gave me head, I hope she isn't mad at me.

Brad: no worries man, she's just a dirtface.

by Diaper8 January 12, 2018

dilf

dad i'd like to fuck

look at that good dad. he is a dilf

by grizzely February 23, 2009

Dilt

Singular bead of ball sweat.

I got some pretty serious dilt.

by diltsonstilts March 24, 2010

diltch

Diltch is another word for loser, dumbass,fucker,and or bitch. It was created in 2004 by Steven Welch in Georgia when he got tired of the same old cuss words.

My brother is a diltch for stealing my money.
That lame ass Michael is such a diltch.

by Anonymous October 7, 2004