[Dilfert]

A hardcore or extreme nerd

Hey ruben i saw a Dilfert to your left

by dilbert von queefington December 26, 2008

dillend

Dillend is a dildo end

Oh my god George could you stop being such a Dillend, seriously.

by Dillend January 18, 2015

dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..

so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

Dullerhalo5842

A Dullerhalo5842 is a God like creature with a gigantic cock. Sometimes extending miles when aroused. Dullerhalo5842 is of the Arian decent, he is of the latest generation of the most effective form of human being. When compared to powerful beings he is on another skill list overtopping any and all other big dicked kiddos. The only other being that would come close to him is Ron Jeremy yet still miles behind. (Pun intended)

Girl 1: OMG! is that uhh uuhhh oh fuck me I getting fucked so hard in the ass holy shit my ass is splitting in half!

Ugly Girl 2: holy shit your ass just got split in half! Thank god I’m ugly.... Ouch uhh oh fuck he doesn’t care if I’m ugly Oh No!! Ouch uhh aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Dullerhalo5842: That’s right I’ll fuck anything and everything! Believe it!

by Thatoneguy1guy May 26, 2021

little dilberts

slang for "toes"

My little dilberts are cold, I think I'll stick them in this here fire.

by Tommy T.S. September 15, 2003

to dilfer

/v/ To achieve success at the highest level without natural talent, through conservative decision-making and exceptional performance by others.

The Ravens defense scored 14 points in the first half, allowing Kyle Boller to dilfer a win this week by running the ball and playing it safe.

by M.J.P. October 7, 2007

spud dialler

A man who constantly plays with his bollocks.

"Get your hand out of your pants you spud dialler."

by SuperKP February 3, 2018