Dickit

Can replace anything

My best friend. My best Dickit. That is the same meaning.

by Tim Dickit May 23, 2003

Dicknity

The amount of pride one takes in his/her dick.

He had so much dicknity he whipped it out in front of YOUR mom to show her how big it is!

by BraxtonPG December 25, 2010

Dickpig

A female who craves cock and whom also looks and acts like a pig

Charlie: “Yo joe remember that little porker Deanna back in college?”
Joe: “Dickpig D?! Hell yeah that little piggy loved her sausage!”

by Mr.SpagoogleMastee5000 June 15, 2018

dicknity

Noun, the dignity of your dick

"After sleeping with the 430 lb bearded woman, Jim lost his dicknity."

"I need to recover my dicknity after last night...she was a real tundra wookie. Now to bring the balance back, I have to bed a supermodel."

by Balizarde October 17, 2007

dickpirillo

a shameless self promoter without a clue

He started selling his wife's semi nude photo on his website, what a dickpirillo!

by Mustaf Noshimosh March 28, 2002

dickitus

The state of a man having his time of the month. In a rut.

Dickitus

by 9avogel December 13, 2014

dickpicgram

A photograph of an erect penis sent over a social media site such as Instagram.

DarnellAMG55 sent me a dickpicgram on Sunday morning, but I was not able to look at it because the bathroom was full.
dickpicinstagramsocial mediaphotopicofthedaypenisselfietwitter

by MuKangaroo July 17, 2016