Double Dapper

An expression of appreciation towards something that is desirable.

Damn Lester, you see that ass? That shit is a double dapper!

by Booty fiend December 21, 2008

big dipper

A man whose penis is so long that when he takes a shit, his penis dips into the toilet water.

When that guy's cheeks hit the seat, his big dipper gets wet.

by Who Gave Mankind Beer? January 14, 2010

Derper

The language in which the ends of certain words and/or syllables are replaced with "-er" to provide an enriching and fulfilling sentence.

"Sclerper derper?"
"Actually, flerper derper skerper, indeed."

by Chrilerper September 7, 2008

half dipper

A female whose gag reflexes do not allow her to achieve the full deep throat technique when giving blow jobs.

My ex-girlfriend Julie was very enthusiastic when giving head but unfortunately was only a half dipper.

by Colster69 January 14, 2009

honey dipper dan

Honey Dipper Dan is a giant mountain main who goes around cleaning outhouses.

Honey Dipper Dan came around to my outhouse and cleaned out all that shit!

by Don Vito Fan Club January 22, 2005

Triple Dipper

Sexual euphemism for a one-guy/three-girl situation, in which the women are on all fours facing the same direction with their rears raised, and the man is inserting his penis into the girl in the middle while inserting fingers from his left hand into the woman on the left, and fingers from his right in the woman on the right, in a motion reminiscent of an oil pump.

(Extended version of The Dip, which involves only one woman and one man.)

Last night, I got these three chicks to let me give them the Triple Dipper.

by CRAS Hole September 24, 2009

Desperate Messenger

A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.

The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.

Examples of a Desperate Messenger:

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Vasya

faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:

nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california

seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure

by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008