Darsh

a big booty boy with a big brain. His mouth is always open because he is sucking up all the oxygen; he is a whale. Sometimes when he is hungry, he licks his toes because the mold can be salty. He is really good at math, but because when he was born, they used a protractor to take him out. Also, he is a good role model for children, and he will become pregnant at age 15.

"hey julie, have u seen Darsh?"
"yeah, Darsh is a fortnite god"

by prinqueso May 28, 2019

darst

A type of mob that spawns mostly in computer classes or the electronics departments of local superstores. Spawns have a 2.3558485% chance of being leet as fuck. Has extremely high HP due to massive size but moves very slow.

Has two main attacks:
punch: a lvl 3 move that can be reflected for 4389% damage to the darst by cloth armor; rarely used because of the massive amount of energy needed to lift their fucking fat ass arms.
booger smear: the darst sticks his fat finger up his nose and then smears the retrieved booger all over an object; the object sustains 8904 nature dps and upon death respawns as a mini darst.

Resistances:
+43 to verbal assault
-340 to compwn
-500 to any attack from behind as he is too god damn fat to turn around

Drops:
Shitty ass black jacket 100%
Pile of shit 100%
Dank ass smell 100%
Random magic: the gathering card 59%
Gameboy advance sp 34%
Psp 2%

Mage: dude lemme go tank that darst
Warrior: k im gonna go jack off then

by Bobby Moses October 5, 2007

Darsh

sexy

darsh is so hawt i wanna bang him

by Waffle King 2.0 November 15, 2018

darsh

word used when one gets tired of using the term douche

You spilled my beer you fucking darsh!

Look at that guy's pants - what a darshbag.

by badger April 8, 2005

darsh

Someone you don't want to fuck with

O shit, its dark
watch out for darsh

by bvem35 June 23, 2012

darsh

Socially acceptable substitute for douche, usually used as an insult to one's fragrant vagina. Also used to describe one who frequents in douchebaggery.

You are such a horse darsh!
STFU you stupid darsh.

by Jadder Obbins June 11, 2006

darsh

Something to call people whose names rhyme with darsh, when you can't think of anything else. Usually said as if it is an insult, but just sounds stupid.

I'll beat you in the ski race, Stan Darsh.

by aybab2 June 18, 2003