7 in the dark

a girl who is rated a 7 on a scale of 1 to 10, but only in the dark... in the light she is actually looks like a fucking dragon

How'd she look on a scale of 1 to 10?

She was a 7 in the dark
In real life she's a fucking dragon

by Aijohn33secenty June 16, 2009

Zero dark thirty

A humorous way to declare an unknown time in the wee hours of the morning. Especially used by military personnel to describe an unwanted time to be awake or awaken. Usually pronounced "oh" dark thirty.

"What time is morning formation?"

"Have no clue, oh dark thirty I imagine!"

Sgt. Hanson always has us up at zero dark thirty for our morning runs!

by echoseven75 November 29, 2013

Going Dark

To remove ones self from all social media outlets and otherwise make oneself unavailable for contacting. Typically done in order to be more productive.

John told me he's going dark because he has a paper due tomorrow.

by mtantalek December 1, 2010

alone in the dark

possibly the worst movie ever made. the creation of uwe boll, possible the worst director ever.

alone in the dark sucks my ass.

by deliman April 10, 2005

dankspiration

The feeling of inspiration one can get when eating or smoking (marijuana)

Sam: woah dude, i think i want to become a food critic!!

John: what a dankspiration lmao

by str8upgucci February 11, 2015

The Dark Lord Chin Chin

The dark Lord Chin Chin is the god of all people.

all hail The Dark Lord Chin Chin.

by asshat1111111111 December 7, 2018

long dark teatime of the soul

A sensation of an emotional void and pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, and the sensation of the impending Monday.
Coined by Douglas Adams in his 1982 book "Life, the Universe and Everything", and serving as the title for another of his books in 1988.
Synonymous with The Glenroes, and when exacerbated by a hangover - with the Sunday Scaries.

"In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul."

- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe, and Everything.

by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019