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Crunktuse

The extreme of being either; drunk, high, or both at the same time.
Combining crunk with obtuse which means above 90 degrees, thus meaning over the right amount.
Man I am so crunktuse right now!
by DaIceCreamMan April 3, 2011
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Crunkt

When someone is crazy with a little bit of thottiness.
"Omg Clarina is so crunkt right now."
"Ikr I mean just look at that shirt. So crunkt."
by Bigev75 May 17, 2014
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Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.
You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.
by renstar September 17, 2015
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Criniti

Men have naught to fear, but women.... gird your uterus. Made of dark purple misty smoke, a criniti is vicious in his attacks. The high pitch of a women's voice is his signal that his prey is near. As a closet vaper he can cloak himself in his own smoke. His battle cries include the following, " make me a sandwich" or " go get pregnant. " He stashes all his unfortunate victims in a hidden mopar he keeps out in the boonies. A criniti is not to be taken lightly, all females be advised keep a spare sandwich near to throw in the opposite direction in case a criniti comes after YOU.
I kept my sandwich beside just like you said mom, and when he appeared yelling, "the house isn't up to my standards!" I tossed my sandwich SO far to the other side. It worked just liked you said mom! Thanks for the emergency criniti kit, I was so close to being crinitied! Whew.
by Avionics unite October 21, 2016
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Crunt

A compound word made up of the words "Crikey" and "Cunt", used in a situation when the act of being a cunt is so unbearable it results in the expression "Crikey"
Conor- "Slotty, stop being such a fucking cunt."
Slotty- "Fuck of you RAAAAAAT."
Clyons- "Crikey, cunt."
Conor- "Fucking crunt."
by decrepitron August 16, 2017
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crunkith

Dang it my yo-yo is crunkith
by Pepe's aquarium August 31, 2017
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Crunt

Having a crusty cunt
God damn it Janet! You have a nasty crunt
by The Philosopher Doe Boy October 12, 2017
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