Crouched

Crashing on the couch for the night.

I was so tired I just crouched last night.

by CRussy August 15, 2022

do the crouch

A new dance sweeping the nation in the UK all because one poncy football player got a little too carried away.

Background info can be found at www.dothecrouch.com

I've scored a hat-trick against Jamaica you know what, i think i'll do the crouch

by \_-_-_/ June 11, 2006

Will crouch

Pussy slaying god can get any girls number just by looking at them and has a 20 inch pinch

Will crouch gets puss

by Puss slayer69 April 13, 2020

Scratchy crouch

A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against

After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.

I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch

by dimas porokas April 12, 2008

mark crouch

An enterprise-grade tranny.

That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.

by Jazzhands McFeels December 17, 2018