Candy-Crushing

v. To be obsessed with the game Candy Crush. Someone who candy-crushes is on a very difficult level and will never put their phone down because they

must defeat that one level.

Bob: Jack, put your phone down and watch the football game with me!
Jack: Sorry, Bob. I gotta finish level 346 on Candy Crush. It's addicting!

Bob: You've been Candy-Crushing lately. I think it's time to put the phone down.

by The Magic Taco December 17, 2013

crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

crushing

When a guy or girl is talking about how they feel about their "crush" or who they like.

Kelvin: So do you like anyone Mick?

Mick: Yeah, im kind of "crushing" on this girl Logan

by aw_run April 2, 2007

Crotchin it

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

crotchinal

The sexual area of your body
crotch + vaginal or groinal

1. I'm going to kick the shit out of your crotchinal area.

2. Your crotchinal area tastes funny.

3. Watch your crotchinal.

by Seung October 16, 2007

Crushing Video

A video where some sick fuck pays either a huge bitch, or a tall masculine Dominatrix to literally crush him by jumping on him while he is lying on a bed filming it, and faps to it later.

"dude, how the hell did you break your ribs?"
"watch my crushing video and you'll see"

by Nate Dawgy Dawg September 12, 2009

Coughing out of Both Ends

When you accidentally cough and fart at the same time.

I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.

by WORGENDK85 February 11, 2013