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tournament crouch

The act of crouching over a woman to engage her in the fashion of an 8-ball break at a pool table
Bobby lines up on Betty in the tournament crouch, silence please
by Eddie Torres E.T. July 16, 2021
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crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh i HATE U FAGGIUS!!! go fag ur self, loser, lol.
The truth is out: Mr. Rochester and Raines Varens are to be married at sundown!
he, faggius, is a dwaine of Nithya m.
Run away!!!!!!!
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Will crouch

Pussy slaying god can get any girls number just by looking at them and has a 20 inch pinch
by Puss slayer69 April 13, 2020
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Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets
by Betburt77 December 25, 2017
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Crouch Wank

When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!
by JamesBr November 30, 2023
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