Chris Crocker

A ploy from actor Seth Green to start an internet meme and generate a buzz.

I should pull a Chris Crocker and generate a buzz.

by SnagglePussy March 20, 2008

betty crocker

methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.

A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!

by kindeltopian April 16, 2006

Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.

"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"

by Brothason May 18, 2010

CRACKEYES

A person who has nystagmus and is given the nick name crackeyes

My friend Jordan, we call him crackeyes because of his nystagmus

by Crackeyes December 7, 2006

Cockeye

A person who can't see things properly

This cockeye person took my phone instead of his!

by Holyflamer July 8, 2017

Cockeysville

As the only possible example to a mix between rich and poor, urban and roral, cockeysville is the very epitamy of peacefull war... where private school meets public... where where loyalty to a crappy school is the only thing that interferes with friendship. Cockeysville is what many confused people call home... and there is no wonder to that. America may be the mixing pot of the world... but cockeysville is the mixing pot of America.

complaints from rich pretending to be poor, and gloats from poor pretending to be rich engulf the area. Those who wear button up t-shirts are simply wrong to the world... only lacoste polos will due here. a "timeless tradition" of beating towson at lacrosse brings pride to the town of the state champs for 4 years in a row!!!! yet a steady decline of morals and school pride allow for the appearance of what seems to be crappy philly lifestyle haunt the now college students in other states. What happened to our homeland that was once honorable and full of pride? What was the event that lead to PA and VA somehow having better standards of living... how embarrassing. could it have had something to due with alcohol?

by SEF April 24, 2005

chris crocker

A gay myspace celebrity. Who happends to be a cross dresser, and makes tons of videos for youtube and myspace on how he feels about certain topics.
In other words: He's real.

Chris Crocker: Bitch please!

by becca182xxx October 28, 2007