Cesars Criterium

The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag

If she does not she will have failed the check

That girl looks hot in a ballgag- she definatly passes the Cesars Criterium

by zantehood August 18, 2023

armchair critic

A pretentious film, movie, TV, or food critic. Has little to no real knowledge of film criticism, music theory beyond a few blurbs they read on Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB, etc yet gives condescending or trollish advice on internet message boards about how everyone else's taste sucks.

Often associated with hipsters or other "counter-culture" niches who think that dissing anything "mainstream" automatically makes them looks smart or "deeper" than everyone else, but in reality they end up looking more like a self-caricature.

Similar in many ways to the armchair philosopher, armchair comedian, armchair politician, etc. As a result of spending too much time online and having only very stupid people to compare themselves to, they develop a false sense of grandeur in spite of their mediocrity.

Tom acts like he's an expert on movies but in reality he's just an armchair critic.

by Anon989989 April 19, 2016

Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

by vballhunk May 31, 2005

crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

by electricjam420 July 22, 2012

Criticism

What the majority of the people in the world can't take.

Let's use music as the criticism here:
Criticizer: Personally, I think your vocal range is a bit limited.
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: ppfft stfu u cant do better at all
Criticizer: Does that matter? Since when did pointing out another person's flaws mean you had to be better than that person?
Person Who Can't Take Criticism: always

by Mr.Musec September 6, 2011

critbeef

similar to beef between rappers, except with critics. similar to Robert Ebert calling out Ben Lyons or david drake and chris weingarten coming to fisticuffs.

man did you see the editors of Rolling Stone and Spin fighting? such critbeef.

by carl winslow homer September 13, 2011

critera

The specification to which something is builfed or built.

The arcade machine was builfed to the critera set out by the designer.

by nose man August 22, 2011