cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

gate crashing a cocktail party

When one unintentionally tags along or goes to an event that one may not be wanted at. One feels like the proverbial fifth wheel and like one is intruding and that one is not wanted. A very awkward situation.

Greg: I ended up going out to eat with Sarah's family last night.
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.

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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.

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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...

by Georgette July 20, 2008

Crating

The effort of trying to pull girls who are out of your league with your mates so you can Use&Abuse

Who's going crating boys?

Reece are you definitely going crating

by Chinky Bimmy BRAY June 23, 2019

Catching Jokes

Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.

Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)

"I am just catching jokes"

by H638391 May 18, 2008

Crashing noise

The sound of the fourth wall being broken by an errant link.

That crashing noise was the sound of the fourth wall being broken by an errant link

by branpowerd October 23, 2007

chutching

n. to masturbate alone while crying softly

"Is that Ben crying over there?" "no I think he is chutching"

by smelly April 25, 2005