A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.
After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.
by Hank Savage February 28, 2007
Get the Cougaritismug. A cougar is a woman (because men get away with it) who steals all the men eligible from the younger generations. Basically, they're women who steal all the guys us younger women/girls (in the case of Aaron Johnson). Bitches.
by BGNoise July 8, 2010
Get the Cougarmug. A very attractive girl that hits on your little brother to try and get to the
older one. Generally significantly older than the said little brother. Flirts
Constantly with the younger of the two brothers. Holds his hand, invites him to
the movies, so on and so on. She gives you that can't-eat, can't- sleep,
reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, world-series kind of stuff constantly. Yes Karly this is me asking you to be my girl friend?
older one. Generally significantly older than the said little brother. Flirts
Constantly with the younger of the two brothers. Holds his hand, invites him to
the movies, so on and so on. She gives you that can't-eat, can't- sleep,
reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, world-series kind of stuff constantly. Yes Karly this is me asking you to be my girl friend?
by Goober33xy January 27, 2010
Get the Cougarmug. The Opposite of a Maverick.
Someone who wants to be excepted, but just can't due to way too much fail.
Someone who wants to be excepted, but just can't due to way too much fail.
by NotMaverick March 16, 2009
Get the Cougarmug. by james the awesome August 10, 2010
Get the Cougarmug. by Hector Projector April 8, 2003
Get the The cougarmug.