i hate you, you fucking cockblocker
by G3orgy100 January 28, 2010
Get the cockblocker mug.When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.
by beau801 February 24, 2009
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1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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Get the cockblocker mug.The act of a police officer, arriving at an incident, parking in a manner that prevents vehicles from entering or leaving parking spots.
Example 1:
(Setting: Apartment complex in a rough part of town.)
Boyfriend: Hey honey, it's about time for our zoo date you've been eagerly anticipating for months now. We'd better get a move on it.
Girlfriend: Good thinking, sweetie.
(couple exits apartment)
Girlfriend: Oh, honey, look at all the pretty lights! The ghetto bird is up again and the police are approaching our neighbor's door behind a bunker shield. Are they carrying a shotgun?
Boyfriend: Ugh. Worse yet, they've inconsiderately parked behind my vehicle and copblocked us in! And it's probably not a good time to ask them to move their patrol cars. Guess it'll be another Netflix night.
Example 2:
Dispatcher: We have a Priority One hot call at the hospital. A buck naked, homicidal man is throwing stones at a doctor in the northeast lot.
Rookie: Copy. Going Code 3.
Oldtimer: Hey Partner, I see the guy! Stop the car!
(Rookie begins pulling into a parking spot in the northeast lot.)
Oldtimer: WTF. Where's your tactical driving skills?!
Rookie: I didn't want to inconvenience patrons who may need to leave.
Oldtimer: You've got a lot to learn, Rookie. We're Da Police. It's okay to copblock!
(Setting: Apartment complex in a rough part of town.)
Boyfriend: Hey honey, it's about time for our zoo date you've been eagerly anticipating for months now. We'd better get a move on it.
Girlfriend: Good thinking, sweetie.
(couple exits apartment)
Girlfriend: Oh, honey, look at all the pretty lights! The ghetto bird is up again and the police are approaching our neighbor's door behind a bunker shield. Are they carrying a shotgun?
Boyfriend: Ugh. Worse yet, they've inconsiderately parked behind my vehicle and copblocked us in! And it's probably not a good time to ask them to move their patrol cars. Guess it'll be another Netflix night.
Example 2:
Dispatcher: We have a Priority One hot call at the hospital. A buck naked, homicidal man is throwing stones at a doctor in the northeast lot.
Rookie: Copy. Going Code 3.
Oldtimer: Hey Partner, I see the guy! Stop the car!
(Rookie begins pulling into a parking spot in the northeast lot.)
Oldtimer: WTF. Where's your tactical driving skills?!
Rookie: I didn't want to inconvenience patrons who may need to leave.
Oldtimer: You've got a lot to learn, Rookie. We're Da Police. It's okay to copblock!
by Copper101 March 27, 2011
Get the Copblock mug.A guy who is so good at cock blocking that he can do it to several people at the same time like an octopus reaching out in all directions with its tentacles.
by Freddy Stiggers September 9, 2011
Get the Cockblocktopus mug.Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.
"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
by pistolpetee January 7, 2010
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