Cop Cork

Where traffic has pilled up and has slowed down due to one police office driving the speed limit at the head of the pack.

Sorry I was late. There was a serious cop cork on the parkway.

by DollarReel October 12, 2005

cop check

Techniques used by prostitutes to determine if a potential customer is an undercover police officer. A technique frequently employed by a prostitute is to request her date to simultaneously touch her breasts or genitals as she touches his.

"Picked up a WSW, about 40, very thin just a few blocks east of Josephine. Did the cop check right away, even wanted to give me “a little taste” as we were driving. So I pulled onto a side street..."

by ch1n0B February 19, 2007

cop apologist

A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.

Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.

Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.

Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.

by Paperplates2 March 19, 2014

cop on

Mainly an Irish slang word, meaning to get common sense.

"Would ya stop hit'n your sister Conor and feck'n cop on."

by Kruger606 June 5, 2005

cop knock

When someone knocks so hard that you think it's the cops.

You scared the crap out of me! Why'd you have to cop knock? I was smoking weed man and I thought it was the cops and I totally freaked out.

by Turbo Werewolf March 15, 2005

Cop the flack

Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.

Looks like someone fucked up to make it urgent, I'll cop the flack again for this one!

by Dirk Rictor November 22, 2016

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

by thedalailummox September 1, 2010