Coomsoomer

A guy or in rare cases lady who pays way to much for the horny

EA guys who pay 3000$ for onlyfans or who buy bath water etc

The chad called the beta a coomsoomer after he payed 3000 dollars to see the girl once in real life.

by Vroist May 11, 2021

Coomer-standoff

When two men compete to see who can go the longest without ejaculating or masturbating.

"I'm in a Coomer-standoff with my friend right now, I can't bang you babe."

by Brednuts November 1, 2021

Coom cave

A disgusting or decrepit room where the tenant constantly masturbates. This can manifest in crusty tissues, cum socks, crunchy sheets, and wall stains.

there is typically trash, and a janky computer setup.

Your room is a Coom cave I stubbed my toe on a sock.

by Coomcaveconesuir January 11, 2022

Coomer Humor

A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.

In other words: Sex is the punchline.

Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.

by 3Melanies September 8, 2022

coom jar

A jar filled with ones “nut butter”.

BRB man, gotta go make a coom jar deposit

by Buttersalesman October 8, 2022

Coomer's Riposte

Phenomenon where a person has to be subject to Ignominy to make someone else look bad for knowing about NSFW content by name.

In my group chat the other day, my friend tried to make fun of me for knowing a porn actor's name in front of everyone but fell for the Coomer's Riposte.

"How do you know who Mia Khalifa is?"
"Wait, how do YOU know who that is?"

by Hellen Keller Official December 30, 2022

coom

cum

i like coom

by durkadick69 June 9, 2023