Lining up shots of vodka on a treadmill then you and one friend have to drink as many shots as you can while another friend feeds more on the other side
Chris: yo I'm about to start the Russian conveyer belt!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
by Misterbig May 20, 2014
Get the russian conveyer belt mug.This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!
When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
I just attended a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving where the vegan host repeatedly extolled the virtues and joys of being vegan, while not permitting any non vegan food in the home (despite non vegan food being permitted on any other day), where they served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to a room full of known and committed carnivores.
by footrageous November 30, 2021
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Used to describe a conversation in which the topics discussed is so secretive -or if any said information is retold- may result in disaster for those discussing.
Derived from the phrase:
"Or I'll cut off your penis, light it on fire, and smoke it."
Derived from the phrase:
"Or I'll cut off your penis, light it on fire, and smoke it."
Remember, this was a penis cutter conversation, if you tell anyone anything, I'll deprive you of your manhood.
by thisisnotapseudonym January 4, 2009
Get the penis cutter conversation mug.A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.
Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.
Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.
* You don't hear from Alice again.
Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.
Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.
Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.
Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.
* You don't hear from Alice again.
Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.
Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.
Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.
by Elizabeth Jordane September 4, 2008
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I tried to change the subject, but he was stuck in converstation.
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The converstation made me late for dinner.
I tried to change the subject, but he was stuck in converstation.
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The converstation made me late for dinner.
by anikrou January 31, 2009
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The person who fails to reply in a conversation, therefore dropping that conversation and rendering it DEAD. This can be through several means: e-mail, texting, IM-ing, posting a message on someone's board, writing letters, or any channel of communication that requires a response from both participants after some slightly delayed period of time.
If a person is notorious as a convo dropper, some people may stop messaging him or her as much because nobody likes to start a conversation that will just end up dying when it reaches that person's phone, house, or computer.
The person who fails to reply in a conversation, therefore dropping that conversation and rendering it DEAD. This can be through several means: e-mail, texting, IM-ing, posting a message on someone's board, writing letters, or any channel of communication that requires a response from both participants after some slightly delayed period of time.
If a person is notorious as a convo dropper, some people may stop messaging him or her as much because nobody likes to start a conversation that will just end up dying when it reaches that person's phone, house, or computer.
Friend: "Who's the convo dropper in your relationship?"
Guy: "My girlfriend. Every time we start texting, she eventually just gets bored and stops replying."
Friend: "Man, you have to be the convo dropper every once in a while. That'll prove that you're not a chump"
Guy: "My girlfriend. Every time we start texting, she eventually just gets bored and stops replying."
Friend: "Man, you have to be the convo dropper every once in a while. That'll prove that you're not a chump"
by siphus February 26, 2009
Get the Convo dropper mug.The proper name for the brand of humor used by chantards and anime convention goers. Anime convention humor consists of:
-Heavy usage and abuse of the words "fail", "epic" and "win"
-Even heavier usage of overused memes from 2004-2006 such as "pedobear", "trollface" and "u jelly/mad?"
-Improper use of the late-80s early-90s term "troll"
-Using the "Awesome.jpg" emoticon from the SomethingAwful forums
The people who use this brand of humor or think it's funny are generally those who have discovered 4chan within the past year or two and feel the need to regurgitate everything they see on the site in order to fit in or to pretend that they are funny regardless of the originality of the content.
-Heavy usage and abuse of the words "fail", "epic" and "win"
-Even heavier usage of overused memes from 2004-2006 such as "pedobear", "trollface" and "u jelly/mad?"
-Improper use of the late-80s early-90s term "troll"
-Using the "Awesome.jpg" emoticon from the SomethingAwful forums
The people who use this brand of humor or think it's funny are generally those who have discovered 4chan within the past year or two and feel the need to regurgitate everything they see on the site in order to fit in or to pretend that they are funny regardless of the originality of the content.
Examples of Anime Convention Humor:
Chantard 1: Haha that was so epic win lulz!
Chantard 2: Yeah pedobear for the win epic lulz all around!!
14-year old female anime fan: Haha trollface.jpg!!!!
Chantard 1 and 2: TITS OR GTFO EPIC WIN LULZ!!!
Chantard 1: Haha that was so epic win lulz!
Chantard 2: Yeah pedobear for the win epic lulz all around!!
14-year old female anime fan: Haha trollface.jpg!!!!
Chantard 1 and 2: TITS OR GTFO EPIC WIN LULZ!!!
by 9/11Truther1994_Impeach_Obama December 14, 2010
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