constipation

An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.

He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"

by katiekins October 13, 2008

Constipationing

To be in the process of being constipated.

Ah, i would go out but im constipationing at the mo.

by George Macky October 28, 2008

Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

constadating

When one is constantly updating ones facebook status, blog,twitter etc. on a computer or phone when around people who bore them and or say somthing facebook worthy.
constadation: the act of constadating

Some Guy: Damn Keandre why you constadating so much!!!

Keandre: Man im stuck at this lame party.

by Noel Christmas June 9, 2011

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

atmospheric constipation

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.

Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.

by claybabe2k October 25, 2012

Culvers induced constipation

When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.

Why does joey look so bad?

Oh he has a Culvers induced constipation

by hie090866 October 20, 2014