Julia Constantelos

The most amazing, perfect, intelligent, athletic, beautiful, kind person in the world.

Julia Constantelos is PERFECT

by crewtrombone October 14, 2012

constacall

when your bitch ass wife or girlfriend will not stop trying to call you, even though you obviously do not want to converse. This problem only seems to affect females because most men have enough pride and common sense to call and leave a message and accept that someone may not want to talk to you.

Oh my God, my wife is constacalling me. She must have found something to bitch about!

by big al 454 May 10, 2010

constantly

When something happens all the time

Friend 1: Damm i hate shitting myself constantly
Friend 2: Me too, bud

by bart7782 May 16, 2021

Pamela Constant

The constant by which any number used in a sentence must be divided in order to be realistic or accurate. The exact level of the constant depends on the speaker's tendency to exaggerate.

"I know Pamela said that she took 550 shots of tequila last night, but when you divide by the Pamela constant she really only had 2."

by PatriciaK February 13, 2010

constantine maroulis

the soon to be winner of american idol!

I voted for Constantine Maroulis for 2 hours after the show..

by HOLLii March 24, 2005

Constable

A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.

Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.

by setmea2 April 1, 2010

constantinople

A city which is currently under the custody of Turkey (since it has been besieged by the Ottomans in the 1400's) but in fact belongs to Greece (Hellenic Republic).

Constaninople is erroneously called "Istanbul" by the Turks (at least, that's how they call it). It is the capital of the Eastern Orthodox Religion, since centuries ago.

Constantinople will soon be captured by Russia, and this will happen because of the big disputes between Europe and Turkey (thus Turkey will no more have control of it) and then it will once again be given to its original owner (the Hellenic Republic, or Greece).

After Constantinople is freed from the dirty dogs (turks)

1/3 of Turks will be converted to Christianity
1/3 will die in the big slaughter which is coming soon
1/3 will flee to Asia

by Megas Alexandros (Great Alexander) May 18, 2006