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Canned Ham

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.
I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.
by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014
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North End Connections

The North End Connections are a musical group, call them rap if you want... but they are just a bunch of natives, singing songs about how drunk, dirty and stupid natives are. They are from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, native central.

Their name comes from the area of town that most dirty natives come from, the North End, the shittiest part of Winnipeg, besides Transcona.

Their most popular song is "The RCMP always chases me", it talks about the every day activities of a stinky native, huffin gas, robbin shit, curb stompin white kids, shaking babies and so forth.

If you want to hear this hilarity go on Limewire and search them up, songs are; "the RCMP always chases me", "Imtermission" and "100 natives runnin".
North End Connections
The RCMP always chases me:

Once apon a time
it happened last week,
oh yeah....

(police sirens....)

You hear something?
ah fuck, Dammit!
fuckin busted again
...okay what did i do?
Whatever fuck!
The RCMP is always chasin me and i have no fuckin clue why,
Jesus Fuck!

The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckin makes me insane,
and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame;
like robbing liquor stores and fuckin punchin old ladies, curb stompin whities, slappin bitches and shakin their babies!-

-Cause im an indian, thats right hundred percent creee
i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin OV,
Nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on, HOLY SHIT THE FUCKIN FIT - naii boy consider em gone!

I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name
drunk as a skunk cant even walk and always feelin the same
im always puking cause im hammared passin out on a bench
Holy Jesus fuckin god what is that stench...? me.

The RCMP always chasing me cause im a smelly fuckin native and i cant even see!

The RCMP always chasing me cause i beat up my wife with the branch from a tree!

The RCMP is always chasing me cause i stole six cases of Mr. Clean!

The RCMP always chasing me becasue i stink. naii.

Naiii Boy........
by diseased sheep June 24, 2006
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Jennifer Connelly

Beautiful woman dark hair light eyes gorgeous at any age.Wonderful actress, people who forty year olds and nerds with no life jerk off becuase no one knows who she is due to the fact that she's not that well known which is absolutely ridiculous but I'm not her maybe you know she wants it that way.Either way honestly she deserves better none of that slit nostrils crap they put up there ok what the hell is that what is she voldemort? Ok excuse me but what is that?

She is in my opinion, one of the best actresses alive. In which make her so great.
Jennifer Connelly is best known for starring in a beautiful mind and blood diamond.
by browngirlsdonttakebs April 5, 2008
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Love Connection

The Love Connection is PC for the sexual act known as the Chuck Woolery. Two in the pink and two in the stink. So kids start practicing your Vulcan salute again. Logistically speaking it is a nightmare. If pulled off successfully you will go down a legend and your girl will be know a slut for the rest of her life. Sound like win win. You will be connecting the pink and the stink.
After Candace has a couple more drinks, we will make a Love Connection. How sweet.
by popabigballz July 13, 2010
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canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.
eew canned reebals are gross.
by chad cooper May 2, 2008
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canned ice

Canned Ice is a cool, chill girl. She puts up a lot of walls around herself so that she doesn't get hurt, but once you get to know her she's cool as hell.
Damn, that's girl's a real Canned Ice. I wanna get to know her.
by Catniss Evergreen March 20, 2017
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Connelley

A semen hungry Hawaiian who begs old homeless men penetrate his ass hole
The Connelley enjoyed the firm penis in his asshole.
by _Ben_D0ver February 18, 2019
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