confused

hmmm....
my ground state of mind.

ksfj;sghsd'kgjsd'ks'af'sdf (what to type on im's if someone confuses you)

me when veiwing chatspeak. (I'M A WRITER!!! I CAN'T READ CHATSPEAK)

defintion of all cheerleaders and cheerleader wanna-be's

omg! he wuz totaly like (insert chatspeak here... i can't type it)

Me: *stares, blinks* huh.....?

by Isis February 22, 2005

confused penis

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

by turtle<3 September 10, 2005

sexually confused

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
http://i3.tinypic.com/vyky9s.jpg

john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

by as if i'd tell you August 29, 2008

confukled

something or someone that's confused, weary, worn out or an idiot

this contract has me confukled... i can't read this crap, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or "yeah he's really confukled, wish he'd stop drinking and go away!"

by lj August 20, 2003

Confugled

adj.
Confused-fucked up-struggling all at the same time.

Taye:I failed that chem test, my step got pissed cuz i ddnt feel like do'n shit, then my girl left me for my best friend!

Krystal:Damn.. im srry ya day was all confugled.

by ya_bff_in_a_silk_hammock March 9, 2008

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

confused ginger

a person with hair that is sorta brown but kinda gingery. they may identify with either or.

My therapist thinks his hair is brown but it's not he's a confused ginger.

by youucantseemeinthedark January 14, 2017