computer

The reason I can't enjoy my weekends anymore. The almighty consumer of time. This machine will eat your soul and sell the last few bits on eBay.

What? Explorer froze on my computer's process manager? I'll just end and then start the process again. (desktop crashes)

by Anonymous 3.00 BETA February 21, 2009

Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004

computergasm

Orgasmic behavior caused by extreme delight with some aspect of a computer.

She had a computergasm when she saw a picture of her kitty on her new 24 inch widescreen monitor.

by Crawford Best February 18, 2008

computarian

Computarian: A new generation Librarian, who is trained in computarian science and engaged in computarian service.

Cora went to college for a billion years to learn to be a librarian....but when she graduated she soon found out that books were now non existent. Everything has now been computerized.

Computarians are just the babysitters in the old library for the computer nerds..........

by kindred_sage June 22, 2009

Computerologist

One who fixes computer systems.

Aww man!My computer is crashing.Can you fix it?
No man! Do I look like a freaking computerologist to you?!

by janets February 24, 2010

computart

Any art created with or intended to be used with a computer. Programs such as Photoshop, GIMP, and MS Paint are popular examples of computart creation programs.

Check out these computarts I built in my web design class.

by Forest_Fire November 5, 2010

computer hypochondria

While hypochondria is the fear of doing anything without getting a fatal injury/illness, computer hypochondria is the fear of downloading anything, no matter how verified the download is, in fear that it will screw up your computer in some way or another.

I'd download this .exe file, but I don't want to get a BSoD.

Dude, you have some bad computer hypochondria.

by Christophucked March 27, 2011