meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021

National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer

November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!

by Lemveon November 19, 2021

single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009

computer

a very, very expensive punching bag

Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!

by gusto5 May 29, 2004

my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

Computer game

A game on the computer, hense the term computer game.

I owned you at starcraft, the best computer game ever created. (I didn't "pwn" him as "pwned" is a misspelling of owned.)

by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004

Computer Nazi

The teachers or people in control of the computer lab that limit and restrict what you bring into the lab and what you do in the lab. They also think they are real teachers and think they are better than everyone.

The computer nazi wouldn't let me do my schoolwork because they thought i was going to use instant messaging

by dabears954 September 21, 2005