The automatic posting of random, irrelevant comments on weblogs, wikis, and guestbooks. These comments include links to websites in order to increase search engine rankings. A form of spamdexing.
by Godwin February 27, 2006
Probably the most unfunny thing to ever exist alongside Twitter and Tiktok. Youtube Comments usually consist of people using the same old ass memes and people saying extremely unfunny and retarded things about the video, oh and just note to yourself. DO NOT HAVE AN OPINION or else you will be bombarded with threats from random 12 year olds. Also keep in mind that most of these comments come from Kpop fans, Weeaboos/Otakus (Anime profile pictures), dumbass 12 - 14 year olds, and many more degenerates online.
Insert typical unfunny youtube comment: "Nobody:" "I-" "Who's listening in 2021" "When you"
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Shut the fuck up you unfunny retard, go do something other than posting cringe all day"
The Commenter: NOOOOO MY FEELINGS ;(((
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Goddamn... Fucking kids these days and their Youtube Comments
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Shut the fuck up you unfunny retard, go do something other than posting cringe all day"
The Commenter: NOOOOO MY FEELINGS ;(((
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature: "Goddamn... Fucking kids these days and their Youtube Comments
by idc about your opinion January 24, 2021
1. A social networker who comments on other users' profiles; his/her only intention, however, is to entice that user to comment on his/her profile.
2. A social networker that unabashadly asks other users to comment on his/her profile.
3. A pun of the phrase "begging the question", used to describe a logical fallacy.
2. A social networker that unabashadly asks other users to comment on his/her profile.
3. A pun of the phrase "begging the question", used to describe a logical fallacy.
1. Grendal sent me a message on my MySpace, but I'm sure she's just begging the comment.
2. OMG, you should look at my page and comment my new pics. You haven't left me a comment in ages! Comment comment comment, or I'll kill myself! Why haven't you commented, yet?
2. OMG, you should look at my page and comment my new pics. You haven't left me a comment in ages! Comment comment comment, or I'll kill myself! Why haven't you commented, yet?
by Lindee August 21, 2007
The legit way of letting someone know that his/her comment on someone's status, picture, video, etc. is funny or likeable.
Person 1: That comment he put on her status yesterday is really hilarious!
Person 2: I comment-liked it!
(Facebook User puts up a Facebook status, Facebook Fanatic comments, and 5 people like Facebook Fanatic's comment)
Facebook User
Facebook is awesome!
30 minutes ago. Unlike. Comment
You and 2 others like this.
Facebook Fanatic Yeah I spend too much time on it!
20 minutes ago Like 5 People
Person 2: I comment-liked it!
(Facebook User puts up a Facebook status, Facebook Fanatic comments, and 5 people like Facebook Fanatic's comment)
Facebook User
Facebook is awesome!
30 minutes ago. Unlike. Comment
You and 2 others like this.
Facebook Fanatic Yeah I spend too much time on it!
20 minutes ago Like 5 People
by ihartfb January 16, 2011
The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.
Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.
by thomas the walking head March 23, 2007
by Dorito’s December 30, 2017
The feeling you get when looking back or remembering your old facebook posts, status', pictures, etc. and realize that they were dumb as hell or made no sense.
Guy 1:"Do you remember when we had that five day conversation on facebook about pokemon? I'm having some comment regret about that."
OR
Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."
OR
Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."
by b jeezy January 16, 2011