comfusing

When Rachel misspells confusing and I decide to look it up on urban dictionary.

"Your school is comfusing."

by J Breck November 19, 2007

confused

When a person is unsure and doesn’t know what to do with a situation

The Polish people are confused

by Death Menace December 7, 2022

Confuse the Goose

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.

"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."

by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008

compusex

An older alternative to the word "cybersex."

"omg i wans 2 compusex00rs"

by Arrow September 15, 2003

Little dude gender confused

A shorter person who is slightly confused as to what gender he is. He will usually be unsure of which line to go into when genders are told to be separated in gym class.

Haha. It's little dude gender confused.

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

confused

hmmm....
my ground state of mind.

ksfj;sghsd'kgjsd'ks'af'sdf (what to type on im's if someone confuses you)

me when veiwing chatspeak. (I'M A WRITER!!! I CAN'T READ CHATSPEAK)

defintion of all cheerleaders and cheerleader wanna-be's

omg! he wuz totaly like (insert chatspeak here... i can't type it)

Me: *stares, blinks* huh.....?

by Isis February 22, 2005

confused penis

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

by turtle<3 September 10, 2005