Post-coital wispa
Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.
Post-coital wispa by Fabadel October 23, 2018
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post-coital melancholy
What sometimes occurs after your first "hot 'n' heavy" session with a new chick ; it's where da gal quietly swings her legs over da side of your bed and then sits there glumly brooding about whether she wants to stay and engage in further lovemaking with you. What you'll want to do to maximize your chances of keeping da gal interested in you, therefore, is to speedily remind her of what a nice warm-hearted cuddly guy you are, and dat she'll receive "lots more delightful huggy-stuff" if she'll just stick around... as soon as you are awake enough to realize dat she is sitting there, you should immediately scooch yourself up against her back, gently wrap yer feet around her waist in an affectionate leg-hug, reach around in front of her and lovingly palm-cup her boobs, and tenderly rest your head against her shoulder and cheek while cooing softly, so dat she no longer feels ignored or neglected. (Note --- shoulder-scrunchies are an especially welcome and highly-effective soul-pleaser here, as well.) Then if she seems okay wif all dat, softly lay her back down onto da bed, neatly arrange da pillows under her head and swing her feet and legs back under do covers (extra points if you perform da bower-bird bed-buddy routine here, too, so dat da cutie feels "uniformly" warm and comfy), then put yer arms around her and snuggle/spoon her till her shivering and sadness are dispelled, after which you can probably have sex wif her again and then doze off in each other's arms once more.
All of da above advice is excellent for making a nice gal wanna stay and canoodle wif you, but sharing a relaxing warm shower wif her works wonders, as well... if da cutie is having any post-coital melancholy doubts about whether she wants to be your snuggle-bunny, just treat her to a nice long soothing steamy sudsy shower (remember to soap/scrub her back and massage her shoulder-blades without her having to request it), and you'll likely have her head-swimmingly back in love wif you in no time flat!
post-coital melancholy by QuacksO April 21, 2019
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He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
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Dame Tu Cosita And Hector
Dame Tu Cosita is the reason why Hector’s definition is called a bully when he’s not a bully. Dame Tu Cosita is the dangerous alien on this planet
Dame Tu Cosita And Hector by HectyTheGreenyBoi July 14, 2018
dame tu cosita
joey : hey have you seen the dancing ailen singin dame tu cosita
greg : no show me matey
joey *plays dame tu cosita*
spanish teacher : wtf joey detention man
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greg : no show me matey
joey *plays dame tu cosita*
spanish teacher : wtf joey detention man
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spanish teacher *hits joey*
dame tu cosita by MrSceri October 4, 2018