de-caffing

the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.

"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"

"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"

by sheedymark March 30, 2008

Beef Coffin

A vagina.

Man. I so wanna bury my corpse in that beef coffin!

by Sharts At Will November 13, 2011

Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.

Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.

by PopcornS May 9, 2011

coffin

A common name for the box Microsoft sends you to put your faulty Xbox 360 in to return back for a fixed one. The Xbox 360 has been infamous with the Three red lights which signals hardware failure.

Joe: Dude, let's play the new game I got for the Xbox 360!
Jim: I can't, I'm still waiting for my coffin so I can get a working 360.

by Däni October 13, 2007

Coffin Snatcher

Coined by listeners to popular Australian radio show "Hamish and Andy", Coffin Snatchers is meant to represent a female who seeks a relationship with an older man and who aren't "Gold Diggers."

This phrase is to give the specified a name to their opposites "Cougars" and is derived from the term "Craddle Snatcher."

My friend is a Coffin Snatcher and she bagged a nice older gent last night.

by Tommi_J September 29, 2009

Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

by Mattuuu April 16, 2006

putting them in the coffin

Throwing someone onto a parked car and busting the windshield

Thugs find innocent bystanders and enjoy putting them in the coffin and unsuspecting shoppers return to the vehicle they left in the parking lot to find a busted windshield.

by Hippomomanus March 27, 2015