"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."
"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
by God's Thunder August 6, 2012
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More of an idea then a action
More of an idea then a action
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Get the Auto Clapper mug.A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).
by The pink haired mom May 9, 2022
Get the Skegness Clapper mug.It's basically when you have sex with someone and while your stroking, the bodies touch and it makes a clapping sound
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Get the clapping sex mug.When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.
Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!
Ron: Damn.
Ron: Damn.
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