When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.
Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...
by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012
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by JungleNugget May 22, 2016
Get the Clock Blocked mug.WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER
YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017
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Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
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The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !
by Polybius September 16, 2020
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living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
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Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
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