clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017

Clock rider

Someone who intentionally extends their work hours by sitting around, hiding, or working really slow.

Eddie is the best clock rider in the company has.

by The slow noma November 15, 2017

clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers

Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!

by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019

clock kink

a kink where someone gets horny by looking at clocks

She is obsessed with miss minutes! I think she has a clock kink!

by minutezdef May 17, 2021

Clock-kun

A nickname for Ouro Kronii given to her by her senpai Mori Calliope, stemming from her lore as the incarnation of time and clockwork motif.

Mori: Sent ya a little Uno invite, slid into your Uno DMs
Gura: Oh my

Kronii: You guys want your own room? You're sounding kinda intimate
Mori: Don't make it weird, Clock-kun

by Bathmat January 14, 2022

CLOCK MONSTER

An individual who possesses certain attributes that reveal their true gender. Usually used in the lgbtq community to distinguish a biological woman, versus a transgender woman. “Clock Monster” is a derogatory term.

Vanessa is such a clock monster: you see that hard ass jawline and them big feet? Even though she has a wig on, you can definitely tell that’s a man.

by mkckjclub January 29, 2023

Clock blocker

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013