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Clitty Clutcher

Refers to a certain type of Pearl-Clutching old white woman who's so insufferable/unfuckable, her only hope of receiving any action comes from being able to clutch her own clit.
I had a woman at work ask to speak to the manager today because her coupons were 2 years expired. I told that miserable old Clitty Clutcher to go fuck herself on the high end of a flagpole
by hairystankdonkey October 20, 2025
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Clitty leak

Alternate forms: leak (shortened)

Definition (figurative): Too seethe or to become angry

Definition (literal): to ejaculate involuntary or without physical stimulation

Synonyms: mald, dilate

Etymology: from Clitty, a tranny's small penis, said to leak whenever they they get angry or excited
Person 1: *wordswordswords*

Person 2: Grab a towel, you're clitty leaking all over the place
by Aztechicano May 23, 2025
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Clitty Litter

The stuff inside of a dirty pair of panties.
Does your girlfriend have clitty litter?
by HappyAssArrows July 15, 2022
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