Belgian Hand Clencher

The act of smearing the penis in chocolate and Stella Artois and receiving a handjob from a Belgian prostitute. The receiver then blows their load onto a Belgian crepe, and the Belgian prostitute proceeds to eat it

I got a proper Belgian Hand Clencher last night, chocolate and Stella everywhere

by 4992 April 13, 2022

Old King Clancy

A sexual act where the receiver of doggy style has a tie in their mouth that is tied to a hockey stick held in one hand by the giver. The stick can optionally be used to spank the receiver. In the other hand, the giver pours maple syrup in to the open (gagged) mouth of the receiver. The position is an homage to the hockey player King Clancy who played for the Senators (tie) and Maple Leafs (syrup).

She was a freak in the sheets and super Canadian so I gave her the Old King Clancy and that's how I met your mother.

by UrbDict2513 November 30, 2022

Clenchy

That tightening feeling you get in your jaw when you eat or drink something.

Adam ate a plum earlier in the week and while on the phone with Toya, he asks "did you have a plum" she replies with "yes" and he says "they were so clenchy!!"

by toyadam July 14, 2011

clenchus

a slang word for a puckered anus

After his mom threw open the door to his room, he immediately formed a clenchus.

by iamtron March 11, 2009

Santa Claus Clench

A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.

Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.

by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021

Tom Clancy

Tom Clancy is definitely the hottest man alive. He is known for making fucking sick sick sick video games aka Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos theory, which is a game that literally makes me shit my pants every time I play it. If you carefully analyze his video games you realize he lives vicariously through his main character Sam Fischer, who is so damn sexy they even made him his own Lego figure. Well anyways back to the subject, Tom Clancy makes Sam Fischer so good looking and suave because he himself never gets laid, and my friend if you were Sam Fischer you would get so much ass you would suffocate and die.

Tom Clancy is so hot even Ryan's mom would give him all her pussy.

by Kevin Ball April 5, 2005

Clancy

A girl with red hair who is extremely useless and quite tall. She’s good at sports and she’s super gay and dumb. Avoid a Clancy cause a Clancy truly is a rat.

Omg don’t be such a Clancy.

by christabel!!!!! November 12, 2020