Citroen

the ugliest car in the world, made in France. Popular in Europe.

On Highway 315 I saw a Citroen on the road. It was as ugly as hell.

I saw a Citroen in the automotive museum in Sparks, Nevada. A sign next to it proclaimed it as the "ugliest car in the world". I believe it.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 20, 2006

citrus

Citrus is another word for lesbian.

Girl A: Steph tried to kiss me today...
Girl B: Eww, that girl is such a citrus!

by Decapitated Barbie May 1, 2006

citrus kiss

An auto-erotic sex act in which a male nails or otherwise attaches a dildo to a wall or other similar structure and proceeds to use the dildo for self stimulation anal style. Named for the appearance of the participant's face during the act which often resembles the facial expression produced by sucking on a cut lemon.

Yo! I hear that dude is into some weird stuff man. Like citrus kisses.

by blahblahblahblahblah45 March 12, 2011

The CITROËN

If you do two girls laying on top of each other facing the same direction with the belly on the floor and their legs spread like the citroen sign.

Dude yesterday i totally did The CITROËN with those two chicks from the bar.

by Mo G, Jan H, Regner L February 23, 2011

Citric sex

The act of carving out a whole in a citrus fruit (orange, tangerine, grapefruit, etc.), popping the fruit in the microwave for a minute, and than engaging in intercourse with said piece of fruit.

Hey, while your out, can you pick up a grapefruit. i wanna get my citric sex on latter.

by B-hood scribe March 14, 2011

Citroen Berlingo

Literally 0-60mph in 16 second.

Jared ran over the grandma in his Citroen Berlingo.

by Gandhi’s flip flop April 22, 2019

Citrical

A play on the word critical and citrus, since lemons are citrus fruits. Only used in the song Lemon Demon by Lemon Demon.

"Oh, he's a little over citrical!"

by it's (not) lemon demon! January 28, 2021