chump change

Having little to no significant value.

(Broseph): Man... my girl just broke up with me.
(Bud): Who cares, that hoe was chump change anyways!

by Pay Day January 6, 2008

two pump chump

A male who prematurely ejaculates

"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"

by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009

Three Pump Chump

A man who has absolutely no sexual skills, stamina, or timing. He has erectile dysfunction, or he's just incompetent. He's in and out without the girl even knowing it.

I'm sorry, this relationship is just not gonna work, cause u a three pump chump!

by hawaiitalanet March 12, 2006

Trump chump

Individuals who are foolish enough to be tricked into the nonsensical and bigoted rhetoric notoriously held by donald trump, usually accomplished by brainwashing, propoganda and targeted to those with a naive and/or uneducated nature.

Dont take Mike from work seriously hes just another Trump chump.

by User 2 June 6, 2016

chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma October 27, 2012

gnome chumpsky

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.

Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"

by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011

Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010