Chumping

The sport of jumping children.

Nice chumping bro, those kids didn't see you coming! I'm so embarrassed I ever planked!

by coolguy1984 July 5, 2011

chumping

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

by paulnz1 July 5, 2011

chumming

When a fat nasty person eats food and gets shit all over their face, but they don't notice it and they just keep eating their food while you can't help but stare and vomit.

While Rachel was eating her sub a little mayonnaise dribbled down her face, but she didn't notice. Sean could only sit and stare in disgust and complete nausea as she kept chumming on her sub.

by CB.88 November 10, 2008

Chumping

When someone overreacts, they are chumping

Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!

by HuhgyBob July 6, 2011

Thumbling

To accidentally send a "thumbs up" in Facebook messenger while trying to type on the small screen of your phone.

Me: I'm sorry I can't go out, my dog died.
Amy: ┏╮

┃┃
▉━╯┗━╮
▉┈┈┈┈┃
▉╮┈┈┈┃

╰━━━╯
Me: I hope you were just thumbling and not that mean.

by Roshambo187 July 15, 2015

chunglings

individual drops of cum, aka cummies.

Girl 1: "He shot his fucking chunglings all over me"
Girl 2: "Gross"

by Kebosabe March 5, 2019

Humbling

To hum while mumbling. Usually while under the influence of Marijuana or Psychedelics .

Once you started humbling, I knew you were wasted.

by Balz64 September 5, 2018