chipotle blumpkin

to receive a blumpkin after the receipient ate a meal at the popular chipotle mexican restaurant.

jake just got a freaky bitch to give him a chipotle blumpkin. needless to say, it gave the BJ a whole new meaning.

by TYLER PRUITT November 27, 2006

Chipotle Effect

The effect where consuming a meal at Chipotle will severely delay the effects of alcohol drank afterward, until it all hits you at once.

Dude I kept taking shot after shot last night cuz I wasn't getting drunk and it hit me like a ton of bricks an hour later. I think it was the Chipotle effect after that burrito bowl.

by pizzascubbler May 17, 2016

chipotle asshole

commonly known as the red ass, or if you eat a spicy mexican meal the day after you will probably have a chipotle asshole.

After Jonathan competeted in the jalapeno eating contest he had a chipotle asshole for a week

by T-bone 1 February 12, 2007

Chipot-head

one is addicted to Chipotle

Jake goes to Chipotle for lunch every day; what a Chipot-head!

by zenaya96 February 24, 2010

Chipotled

Poisoned food poisoning salmonella

When you buy cooked food that poisons you you've been chipotled.

by RodondoNeal April 13, 2019

Dirty chipotle

Sexual act where the man squirts green tobasco on the recipients anus, wraps his erect penis in tin foil then sodomizes the anus.

"I'd like to give her a dirty chipotle until she can't walk straight."

by Jaketasticone December 30, 2007

The Chipotle Challenge

The highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. You must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. You have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. Immediately after the final burrito is finished the competitor has to run a mile. This mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. After the mile is completed the competitor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.

Mike: "You just ran your mile in 7:21, don't throw up now."
Kevin: "Too much food"
Mike: "Be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world."
Kevin: "Owwwww"

by TommyMcgee April 19, 2009