Connecticut Chimp

A high level of anger or agitation. Usually reserved for times when the usual human range of emotion doesn't express the proper amount of anger.
I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.
by clydemonet February 01, 2010
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Chimp moment

Noun: An an event or action that insinuates the likeness of a chimp
Bruh, your dad died? Kinda a chimp moment ngl
by An actual ape April 27, 2020
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Chimped

The act of losing anything against a chimp human. Usually 70+year olds and handicapped people are ones that lose. If anything but those categories and you lose to a chimp, you should probably rethink your life and where you went wrong.
"Oh my god..i just lost to a chimp..how can i live any longer?" *gun shot*

"You just got chimped!"
by magigs October 09, 2008
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In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".
A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)
by James Christ August 15, 2004
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bubbles the chimp

Bubbles is a chimpanzee that gained fame in the mid eighties after being adopted by Michael Jackson. Contrary to popular belief, he did not die, but was sent to a ranch when he became too aggressive.
Bubbles the chimp's personnal style defined an era.
by Kuato the Freedom Fighter January 06, 2009
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go chimp

To dish out a beatdown. To have the adrenaline kick in and crack skulls, just destroy someone physically with the drug-fueled rage of Amanda Knox. I mean bust that *ss! Rearrange faces like they used to say back in the day.
Elin Nordegren couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to go chimp on Tiger.

My meth addict aunt looks like someone went chimp on her once upon a time.
by Kuahmel December 10, 2009
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bitty chimp

One who goes through guys like a chimp goes through bananas. A bitty chimp has no ill regard for anyone's feelings and will do whatever it takes to, in a metaphorical stand point, climb the man tree.
Jenny: That dumb slut is such a bitty chimp.
Missy: I know, all she does is fuck mad guys. Like, EW.
by littlebaz328 September 21, 2009
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