Cellphony

A person who walks around with a cell phone in their ear all the time. But in fact they are talking to nobody, trying to make themselves feel important. also see watch watcher

i can tell that guys not really talking to anyone on his cell. He is so cellphony!

by brett calvin September 28, 2006

Chelly

A vile hump-shaped deformity positioned between a males chest and belly. Other symptoms include black-head breakouts & pallid skin. The disorder is characterized by a shameless reluctancy to pay off debts and the hump itself is thought to be full of accumlated toxins from bleeding others dry. The sufferer is generally despondent and self-pitying, lazy, and has poor hygiene, with the expectation that other people should do everything for them. They will not accept responsibility for their own failings and often chase pipe dreams, but only in a half-arsed manner.

"God my ex had a right chelly on him"
"Listen, pay me the money you owe me or I'll get my dad to put his foot through your fucking chelly"

by Youknowwhodontyou May 19, 2010

Cellphone Stroll

The pointless, aimless walking to and fro one does when on their cellphone.

Dan's in the hall doing the cellphone stroll

by cupgrease January 28, 2009

chelping

To chelp- is to cry, a chelper is someone who cries, and chelping the act of crying. Usually directed at women.

Woman heard sobbing.
Man: "Who's that chelping?"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 3, 2010

Chelping

Sexual act in which a man pinches his foreskin together to form a pocket, into which he urinates to create a balloon of urine reaching the size of a golf ball (sometimes as large as a billiard ball), whereupon he releases the urine onto the face of a willing participant.

Chelping is way better then golden showers. Its like a water balloon of piss hitting your face.

by IHAx981 December 18, 2009

Chellytacious

:(adjective) A word that describes a person (often feminine) who shows great caring, loving, attractive, outstanding, and amazing qualities. This also applies to/describes a person who possesses beautiful "drop dead gorgeous" looks, who is extremely smart yet maintains a social life, and/or means the world to the person that loves her; a person worth giving up the universe for.

Person 1: Wow that girl is so smart, pretty, and funny; She's so perfect!

Person 2: Yeah! She's extremely chellytacious!

by Mr. Hoppz November 28, 2009

cellphonic

Self-aborbed, ignorant, or stupid behaviour, such as demonstrated by those walking or driving while using a cell phone.

The cashier is calling the next guy in line and he's too busy fiddling with the Hershey bars (with almonds). That's the most cellphonic thing I've seen all day.

by theonlypseudonym February 6, 2010