Chester Cheeto

The act of finding a sleezy girl and coralling her to your room. Then insisting that she eat a family size bag of cheetos. After consuming the bag of cheetos, the girl will then proceed to give the man an handjob. Before he ejaculates the girl must begin to give the man head until he does ejaculate. Therefore tasting the full deliciousness of a Chester Cheeto. Very common at Kent State University and Edinboro University.

Jason: "Did you see Glenn took Katherine home last night?"
Kyle:"Yeah I heard he got a Chester Cheeto"
Jason:"Lucky dog"

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by moseschristianseanathontheIII October 7, 2011

cheeto-y

The state of being coated in Cheeto residue.

Tehloller's hands were all cheeto-y after eating that entire bag.

by Runen March 30, 2006

Cheeto Ipad

When a autistic kid spills his oven baked Cheetos on his cracked iPad mini 1 with an otter box on it. He was also drinking Hi-C to make sure his iPad was extra sticky to play Clash Royale and Minecraft. He gets bored and breaks his iPad.

This kid is such a Cheeto iPad. He just broke a wall!

by The other hand I have been in May 16, 2017

Hot Cheeto girl

THE GIRL IN THE HALL THAT YELLS BESTFRAND AT 7AM AT SCHOOL AND EATS HOT CHEETOS IN CLASS. USES VICTORIAS SECRET SPRAY TO COVER UP HER FISHY COOCH.

“Oh god here comes hot Cheeto girl, it’s Bout to smell like fishy Cheetos”

by Mynameishandlebar December 18, 2019

cheech and chong

nickname given to any pair of stoners who's main purpose in life is to 1) roll joints, 2) smoke weed, 3) tell stories about the time they were smoking out of a (insert object), and 4) grow weed.

Other characteristics include dirty, nappy hair and the smell of patchouli

Guy1: Those two potheads remind me of Cheech and Chong.
Guy2: WTF? They're not even Mexican.
Guy1: Hey, Chong wasn't Mexican.
Guy2: Oh yeah.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

Cheetah Sneak

To punch someone ten or twelve times in as many seconds, before they even know they've been punched once.

"Yo, if that bastard looks at me funny, I'm gonna Cheetah Sneaks his ass!"

by The Cheetah Dude June 27, 2005

Cheech-Mobile

An automobile, preferably a Silver Volt-Wagon Toureg, which is used for mass-consumption of marijuana. Usually, involves driving from one destination to another, with single objective of becoming intoxicated of cannabis. The Cheech-Mobile is usually driven by a person named Jad.

"Dude, why are are your eyes so red.
-I've been in the Cheech Mobile for two hours.
Ohh, that explains it."

"Dog, you see that hotbox being broken. Thats one hell of a Cheech-Mobile."

"I miss Jad's Cheech-Mobile. Too bad his sister has it after he left for college"

by Willfurcat January 11, 2009