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crapping

hanging out where there is the highest concentration of great deals and values (like pack animals, which defecate near the areas where they frequently hunt or graze)
"We were just crapping at the Piggly-Wiggly and saw soup on sale, 3-for-$1."
by jackie brodenheezer November 15, 2005
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chappin

Chappin means 'cold', 'freezing' etc.
Anthony: Ohh its bare chappin tonight..
Sarah: Skeen! That's why i got me coat innit!
by afc August 26, 2005
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crapping

Defined as defecating, pooping or shitting; The Act of.
History:
It has often been claimed in popular culture that a euphemism for human waste, "crap", originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories. The most common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e. "I'm going to the crapper."8

The word crap is actually of Middle English origin, and first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1846 under a reference to a crapping ken, or a privy, where ken means a house.8

Its most likely etymological origin is a combination of two older words, the Dutch krappen, to pluck off, cut off, or separate; and the Old French crappe, or siftings or waste or rejected matter, from medieval Latin crappa, chaff.8

As Thomas Crapper launched his company in 1861 and only gained fame much later, there is therefore no direct link between his name and the colloquialism, except one of coincidence.
Boy:Let me in to pee!
Girl: Not now I'm crapping.
by Evotistical August 19, 2011
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Scat clapping

The sexual act in which two partners have logs of feces halfway out of their assholes, to the point where they are able to hang free but not break off. The partners then proceed to touch asses together and move them back and forth in a swift, rapid motion, thereby 'clapping' each turd together, resulting in a violent yet beautiful splatter of each partner's natural waste.
"Man, I tried scat clapping the other day. What a mess. It was pretty intense though."
by ChaseThisCity November 27, 2009
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chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job
Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.
by makavelli sager February 10, 2005
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chopping log

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs
well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs
by Chris13 February 6, 2008
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Clapping Someone's Cheeks

When you stick your cock really far up someone's ass and then pull in and push out so hard it makes a clapping noise.
I wish i was clapping someone's cheeks right now.
by CheekClapper69 December 20, 2017
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