Chainsaw wank

Only for those who are true hardcore mutha fuckas.
To beat one off with the aid of a chainsaw, or if truly a balla-ass nigga, duel chainsaws (2) SHALL BE USED TO RUB ONE OUT. boo YAH!

And it goes without sayin, being hardcore as fuck is perfectly acceptable comprimise for bloodloss.

Only the foolish or the brave but foolish or the hard as fuckin nails steps up to the chainsaw wank.
Bizzle dawg:
Oi don't mess with him, that blokes ard as fuck, has a chainsaw wank before breakfast.
Dooche Larou:
Fuck me!
by Jonny Bell May 25, 2008
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fuck em with a chainsaw

This describes extreme hostility toward others.
They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!
by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017
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Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.
Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.
by Fro March 16, 2004
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vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse
John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally
by G·r·a·h·a·m June 06, 2005
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Southern chainsaw

When a redneck licks the pussy of an underage female relative extremely fast.
Redneck: Yesterday I pulled a Southern chainsaw on my 12yo cousin, she could not walk afterwards
by Ar-Pharazon King of the Sea November 14, 2018
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.
1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.
by Deez Nuts April 17, 2005
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anal chainsaw massacre

the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus.
oh sharon! you promised you'd let me anal chainsaw massacre you tonight!
by the_carpenter March 30, 2009
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