Chainsaw Job

When a Man Lines up 6 or more women in a row on their knees, and with an erect penis, Runs his penis back and forth amongst the Puckered lips for the women, Thus looking like The Blades on a chainsaw.

Derek took the Entire College Cheerleader Squad to Dinner, and was gracious enought to pay, so all the girls returned the favor with a chainsaw job.

Todd Chainsaw Jobbed all the teachers he never liked because he knew they wouldn't appreciate it.

by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

Puerto Rican Chainsaw

When a person having buttsex gets their dick farted on, then promptly smacks their partner across the face with it.

"when i gave my gym teacher a puerto rican chainsaw, it left a Hitler mustache under his nose."

by butterismylover April 29, 2009

Chainsaw

An 18-pack of canned beer. When carried at one's side it resembles the size and shape of a chainsaw.

We're all out of beer. Head over to Pinecove and grab a couple chainsaws of Bud Light.

by Crew Middle Fork August 9, 2005

chainsawmachinegunned

The past tense of chainsawmachinegun v. used when chainsawing the fuck out of someone while you or a friend fires multiple rounds into their fat fucking skull from an automatic weapon. Ideally the recipient of the chainsawmachinegunning was a total fucking cuntfag who had it coming since his/her fat, whorish mother squeezed the stupid, stupid dickless fuckface out of her massive and fetid vagina.

Sebastian: Hey look at that guy!
Jim: I should chainsawmachinegun em'! He'd die!
Sebastian: Wow, you sure chainsawmachinegunned him.
Jim: He's dead!
Sebastian: Goddamn...What a fucking tool.
Jim: Right?
Sebastian: Fucking useless, shit stained tool.
Jim: Bitches gotta learn.
Sebastian: Let's get in fights!

by Dankasaur April 26, 2010

chainsawfought

To fight a person or persons or animal or animals or inanimate object or objects with a "chainsaw" for the explicitly stated purpose of fighting.

Colin: I chainsawfought that Kodiak bear last week.

Rob: Dude, you did!

Colin:I chainsawfought you mom last week and she's bleeding!

Rob: No dude, thats just her period!

by Colin Dewan September 19, 2007

chainsawgasm

This is the awesome feeling that one gets when they do some recreational chainsawing and the rush that is of felling trees...

Look at Jim, he's just had a chainsawgasm after cutting down that tree.

Tracy's chainsawgasm was fantastic - just look at the expression on her face.

by madlawnraker May 11, 2015

Chainsaw Breath

When a person’s breath smells like they gargled with assholes.

Geez I just got a whiff of Hoagie Dan’s Chainsaw breath.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 26, 2017