Certified smacka

A real ass nigga a real hitta

That nigga a certified smacka boi

by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017

Certy guy effect

When a person with a lot of respect and notoriety (a certy guy) is around and people who are usually quiet decide to act hard and beg them to impress and gain their respect.

THE CERTY GUY EFFECT:
A regular guy: “That guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like Henry the eighth”

Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”

by Mattmatt88282 October 20, 2018

certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties

Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022

fa certain

to ensure, agree, or ask something, like for real or mos def

-She's hella sexy
-fa certain

by C-Hud September 6, 2005

Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022

Ceraphin Magazine

Ceraphin Magazine is a magazine and digital platform that featured stories, covers, and news online and across the world.

Did you know that Ceraphin Magazine was launched and owned by Ceraphin Publishing Group?

by Mikee Brown August 2, 2018

Certified Lover Boy

A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.

“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”

“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”

by cocaptainpancake September 10, 2021