cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Cockery

Earthenware that is cut using a cock instead of a knife.

"What's Tim up to these days? Haven't heard from him for eons."
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"

by vincup October 17, 2014

play chess, not checkers

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.

(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.

by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019

cockerhoople

To leave somthing in a complete mess.
such as a teenagers untidy bedroom.
or a messy divorce.( complete cockerhoople)

"your bedroom is so untidy its a complete cockerhoople"

by Michael J Perry November 7, 2007

checkers

a game of epic, almost war-like, proportions. much more than moving a few little pieces around a board... this is the game of champions. notable features of the game include: Saint Jackolas, kingage and an abundance of references to being "on", like Donkey Kong. preferred past-time of Mr.T, William Shatner and the late Barry White.

"simply the greatest game ever created, god outdid himself with this creation" -Rob McLean, checkers hero, close friend of David Dickinson and Saint Jackolas hater

by failure33object April 26, 2005

cockerham

when a girl gives a handjob while shes eating a ham sandwhich.

eric recived a cockerham at the lunch table

by hamsandwhich July 25, 2012

SPY CHECKER

When someone in Team Fortress 2, in fear of a back stab, attempts to burn everyone on his team in order to spot an enemy spy.

Also known as a fag.

*Group of team mates standing in room*

Fag: "SPY CHECKER!1!!Oeone!!!!" *burns everyone*

by Anon_a_moose May 14, 2009