calentard

someone who has an inordinate amount of trouble scheduling, accepting and attending meetings (especially through Outlook)

"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"

by kdubs94304 October 7, 2009

calendar wolf

A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.

by dddrew January 16, 2008

Caleema

an intelligent, talented, honest, at times blunt, loving, kind, humorous, good looking person that cares deeply for family and friends

Caleema will always be honest with you, even if it hurts your feelings.

by LVeracity February 5, 2010

calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.

Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality

by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019

caleb ellis

Don’t bring up his ex

“Yo, did you hear caleb Ellis the fast swimmer isn’t dating that girl anymore?”

“Yeah your probably should bring her up”

by 200 fly July 20, 2020

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

caleb scarberry

makes bad music and calls it experimental.

megachad: do you know caleb scarberry?
cringe soy boy wojak: no

megachad: thats why you‘re a beta male

by calebscarberryfan6969 July 12, 2021