custard filled croissant

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.

'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'

by Aj2905 September 1, 2014

A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant

Can also be used as an exclamation

Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant

by bbbunz November 3, 2023

I could have dropped my croissant

This is how you use this sentence say I could have dropped my croissant