The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.
Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.
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The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014
Get the black friday bitching mug.a metaphorical expression used by those who prefer cheap, locally distilled vodka to be administered rectally.
omar: hey grant, how was layin' the pipe bro?
grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!
omar: will do! get the funnel.
grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!
omar: will do! get the funnel.
by caldwells November 8, 2012
Get the top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug mug.It is when a person takes their finger and inserts it into another persons or their own butthole. It can used in a sexual sense or simply as a greeting to one of your friends. It is used when stimulating of the anus is necesary but you don't want to get poop on your dick.
adj. : Hey buttfinger boy come over here.
verb. : yeah dude im totaly going to buttfinger her tonight.
verb. : yeah dude im totaly going to buttfinger her tonight.
by KcoopZ January 29, 2010
Get the Buttfinger mug.The act of always whining or complaining on social media sights. Never posting anything positive or happy, The tendency to whine to whoever you have friended wether they wnat to here it or not.
Did you read Johnny's latest post on Facebook?
No, I dont have to.
Why?
He is always face bitching about someone or something.
Yeah your right he is a face bitcher for sure.
No, I dont have to.
Why?
He is always face bitching about someone or something.
Yeah your right he is a face bitcher for sure.
by Surveying fool April 28, 2013
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