And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Burst a testicle

To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.

Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!

by Autistic Crusader March 13, 2019

Bursting a Water Main

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.

"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"

by waverboy February 10, 2018

burst job

A burst job is when you go down on a guy and he cums super quick and way more than you expected

Gimmie a Burst job

by CuriousGirl69 February 6, 2018

to burst up

to escape the daily grind, whoop it up and party hard.

when arriving at a party, screaming "UPBURSTING" is an ebullient acclaim to your friends.

"I´m in the mood to burst up tonight!! whooohooo!!!"

"UPBURSTING!!!!" "yeah, let´s burst up!"

by Catsy888 November 16, 2018

Burst like a pipe

A derogatory term used against someone with great intellectual knowledge. This person may be speculated to be some type of robot or AI. When they burst all knowledge spews out from them to be absorbed by those around them.

Dean is going to burst like a pipe.

by Village Chief August 8, 2025

fit to burst

when someone is "fit to burst" that means that person is filled with a strong emotion or excitement ready to explode... just like you when you're about to see your gf/bf.

" Harry
was watching his aunt, utterly bewildered, his head throbbing fit to burst. " Harry Potter,

by coolglasses January 2, 2018