What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011
Get the And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or moremug. Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.
by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017
Get the an arse like a burst orangemug. A reference to both the Chocolate Delight desert and the STARBURST candy brand, a Chocolate Burst Delight is a graphic descriptor of a situation in which both ejaculation and fecal discharge co-occur whilst occupying the lavatory. The phenomenon occurs due to one of the following reasons.
1. Decafaction-Induced Orgasms: Individuals experience orgasmic contractions or sensations immediately after defecation.
2. Urethral Discharge: Individuals experience pressure on the prostate gland during constipation, resulting in the release of prostatic fluids during bowel movement.
3. Bowel Incontinence During Orgasm: Individuals experience bowel incontinence during an orgasm, particularly if the individual has a full bowel or experiences temporary or permanent loss of bowel control.
1. Decafaction-Induced Orgasms: Individuals experience orgasmic contractions or sensations immediately after defecation.
2. Urethral Discharge: Individuals experience pressure on the prostate gland during constipation, resulting in the release of prostatic fluids during bowel movement.
3. Bowel Incontinence During Orgasm: Individuals experience bowel incontinence during an orgasm, particularly if the individual has a full bowel or experiences temporary or permanent loss of bowel control.
After hearing that sales pitch, I believe I may have had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
What I imagined to be a romantic evening was interrupted by the sudden Chocolate Burst Delight.
Rushing to the toilet, the relief of shitting felt so good that I had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
What I imagined to be a romantic evening was interrupted by the sudden Chocolate Burst Delight.
Rushing to the toilet, the relief of shitting felt so good that I had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
by Samuel Milton October 29, 2024
Get the Chocolate Burst Delightmug. 
by Frozen Prevert May 24, 2025
Get the Burstmug. When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.
Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
by Dbro555 February 21, 2012
Get the gorilla burstmug. by mepelovemilo April 24, 2024
Get the tug and burstmug.