And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

burnout-burst

an outburst due to burnout, usually from too much work.

i raised my voice at my unhelpful colleage. people assumed it was because he was being unhelpful again. But it was more of a burnout-burst.

by debbie g October 20, 2010

burst-fern

another way to say "best friend"

Girl 1: I love you, burst-fern
Girl 2: Love you, too!

by SamLizJohn November 27, 2010

Burst a rod

To light a cigarette

Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.

by Dave Bennett October 16, 2008

Burst

Scots for tired.

I feel absolutely burst, I need ma bed.

by infamous budgerigar July 4, 2016

frankin burst

A man who's fins turn red sometimes when it is going to die which it feels like doing very often

Do you have a frankin burst because I do???????

by Suicidal Man Foosh December 9, 2016

Anal bursts

When you deal pot, get caught by the copies, get sent to prison and get analy penetrated by a large black fellow and you end up getting the anal bursts.

Preston: I'm gunna deal some dope to make extra cash for a PS4

Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man

by Ripuranus March 23, 2016